Fourty-two, Ceiling Ridges

Whenever I'm in a room with the splotch ceiling paint (you know what I'm talking about, round or amorphous splotches that have little ridges sticking outwards so when you rub your hand up there you feel all the texture) I will stare upwards in low-lit areas and imagine that the miniature mountain ranges have turned into gigantic canyons. It's a simple trick of the light to do really, then the ceiling looks all wrinkly.