Fifty-eight, Yodeling Pickles!

Figuring out what people want for Christmas is always an interesting experience. Some years it comes naturally and some years you have to go on eighteen different shopping trips to eleven stores until you come up with something passable. So I came upon an article penned by Dave Barry which made perfect sense to me: blame the women! Ok, ok, so that's his solution to a lot of stuff but you have to admit, it makes for good reading. If I'd known about it earlier, I would've just shopped online for novelty stuff for all the guys and left the women hanging. But, as it stands, it looks like no one will be getting a pickle from me this Christmas.