Eighty-eight, Metaphysical Medicine

Neo, there's someone who could be a great doctor (Spoiler: he did save Trinity!). Imagine having that power in the real world. Being able to scalpel cut someone open, treat them, and sew the patient shut all in a matter of picoseconds (0.000000000001 seconds). Before a drop of blood spills, you're sewing them shut. In my mind, this works in a similar manner to Fry's 100 cups of coffee. Except normal doses of caffeine have little effect on me so I might have to go even higher to kill myself, achieve a higher state of nirvana, and do super-surgery!